cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

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celebritity:

gender: ugly

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orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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youronlinegirlfriend:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

(Source: onlinegf)

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When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.
― And I’m sorry (via fl0wershower)

(Source: these-fading-scars)

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graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks)

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
image

(Source: cyberfricking)

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One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"   (via terrible)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

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