meganniie:

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

I’m in

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

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i-love-mmfd:

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

I hate you all in the northern hemisphere because winter was a sad, cruel joke for me and I’m fucking pissed because I love winter and cold days. Yet it’s been a 30°C kinda winter.
I want sweater weather too.

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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd)

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prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades)

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lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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christel-thoughts:

thighetician:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

All of you, Get a hobby that is not another person. Its vital.

this makes me feel so much better

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vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
― read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)
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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

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zeoiakuesk:

fall is almost here guys

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I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

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dacergirl369:

An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

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You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
― Stephen King (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve)

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