dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

(Source: aimchatroom)

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clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

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tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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rainbowreverie21:

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.

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