aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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awkwardthuggin:

Trying to pull off a joke and messing up the punchline

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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urbancatfitters:

for halloween im just gonna be angry

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
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    officertoast:

    officertoast:

    I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

    PLEASE HELP

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    DO NOT

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    bufotoxin:

    bufotoxin:

    constantly having to deliberately downplay your mental illness but also constantly worrying that you’re making it up for attention, somehow

    the number of people who relate to this troubles me and imo demonstrates exactly who suffers when you fearmonger about Fakers

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    He saw her before he saw anything else in the room.
    ― F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via soulmadecheerful)

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