• Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-
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    Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
    ― (via suchvodka)

    (Source: quotecomedy)

    215,640 notes

    floweranger:

    do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

    (Source: flewor)

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    the-entire-furry-fandom:

    ww-swagabond:

    meta18:

    osoru:

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    slowly approaching bear

    the bears will be in eventually

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    Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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    BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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    BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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    BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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    WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

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    crockercrocs:

    sir-laughsalot:

    laughoutloudrightnow:

    pizzaforpresident:

    have you ever seen a chicken strip

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    There are two kinds of people in this world.

    (Source: cadburycreamcoolator)

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    psyducker:

    psyducker:

    how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

    sexually frustraighted

    59,306 notes

    enemaofthestate:

    i never understood why some non religious people get offended or roll their eyes when the religious say they’ll pray for them or something like man i get stoked because i might not believe in their god but they do and to them it’s one of the kindest things you can do for someone so why shit all over it just be grateful that they’re doing something nice for you

    69,047 notes

    perftag:

    u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

    105,153 notes

    thinsiqnificant:

    my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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