the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
I still want you to flirt with me.
They get mad at you for being whole.
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
got a masters degree in being ignored
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen