MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
boys are so hot it disgusts me
why do you swallow?
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”